You Can't Tell Me What To Do

This tee is built for the dad who runs on logic, sarcasm, and selective obedience. Front and center, a clean little flowchart asks, “Are you my daughter?” If yes... fine. But if not, the diagram shuts it down with a perfectly deadpan “You can’t tell me what to do.” It’s classic dad defiance disguised as a technical diagram — quiet rebellion delivered with a straight face.

Lightweight and easy to wear, it layers under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. The retail fit keeps it neat, the crew neckline stays classic, and the combed, ring‑spun cotton feels good enough for school runs, grocery trips, or whatever chaos your kid has planned. Ethically made and REACH certified, it’s a comfortable everyday tee with a wink of father‑daughter mischief baked right in.

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Retail fit with crew neckline — clean and easy to layer
• Durable structure: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar
• Crisp sleeve and neck label prints using DTF/DTG; tear‑away label
• Ethically made, REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non‑chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
• Do not dry clean